Federerisms

Roger Federer is the #1-ranked player in the world, and even all-time tennis greats practically salivate while talking about his unmatched skills. So, I figured, why not honor his "otherworldly" powers in an appropriate, though tongue-in-cheek, manner?

Thus, in the tradition of Chuck Norris Facts (and Jack Bauer Facts), here begins the ongoing list of "Federerisms":

1) Rather than simply genuflect at Roger Federer's feet before a match, some opponents ask him to autograph their shirt... then they sign over the rights to their first born child.
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2) Roger Federer visited Graceland as a child. When he and his family exited, it was announced over a loudspeaker that "Roger has left the building."
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3) Bono asks Roger Federer for his advice on how to cure all the world's ills.
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4) Roger Federer doesn't need replay to challenge a questionable call, he simply rewinds the earth on its axis and plays the point again.
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5) When Roger Federer sweats (or cries), the drops that hit the court surface form into a pattern that some swear is the image of the Virgin Mary. Others say it's the image of Roger's mother.
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6) When asked what a person should do in order to attain total enlightenment, the Dalai Lama answered, "It's easy. Just ask yourself, 'What would Roger Federer do?' Then proceed accordingly."
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All for now. To be continued...

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