Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Still More Federerisms

The G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time?) may be waiting on the sideline, but the canonization stops for no man... not even Roger Federer himself. Thus...

20. Roger Federer has never lost at tie-tac-toe...
...or rock-paper-scissors. No matter which of the three options his opponent plays, Roger's response is consistent. He simply says, "I'm Roger Federer, and you're not." At that point, the game is over.

(#22-25 are brought to you courtesy of ATP Backspin reader "Macavity")

22. Roger Federer is not subject to the laws of gravity. Gravity is subject to the laws of Roger Federer.
The following analogy has just been approved for inclusion in standardised aptitude tests:

Roger Federer's return is to someone else's second serve as Mike Tyson's right hook is to...
Answer: A Cheesestik
It is possible to do a deal with the devil -- your soul in exchange for taking a set off Roger Federer. Some players think this is a worthwhile exchange.
On the seventh day, rather than resting, God created Roger Federer. He wished He'd done it earlier. It could have saved Him a whole lot of work.

For more: Federerisms, More Federerisms and Federerisms: Wimbledon Special Edition.

Want to contribute "Federerisms" of your own? Submit them to ATP Backspin for inclusion in future editions!

All for now. To be continued...

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