Still More Federerisms

The G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time?) may be waiting on the sideline, but the canonization stops for no man... not even Roger Federer himself. Thus...



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20. Roger Federer has never lost at tie-tac-toe...
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21. ...or rock-paper-scissors. No matter which of the three options his opponent plays, Roger's response is consistent. He simply says, "I'm Roger Federer, and you're not." At that point, the game is over.
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(#22-25 are brought to you courtesy of ATP Backspin reader "Macavity")

22. Roger Federer is not subject to the laws of gravity. Gravity is subject to the laws of Roger Federer.
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23. The following analogy has just been approved for inclusion in standardised aptitude tests:

Roger Federer's return is to someone else's second serve as Mike Tyson's right hook is to...
Answer: A Cheesestik
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24. It is possible to do a deal with the devil -- your soul in exchange for taking a set off Roger Federer. Some players think this is a worthwhile exchange.
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25. On the seventh day, rather than resting, God created Roger Federer. He wished He'd done it earlier. It could have saved Him a whole lot of work.
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All for now. To be continued...

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